Friday, September 25, 2009

American Mustache Institute



In CM's never ending quest to delve deep into mustache knowledge, I fell accross a website for The American Mustache Institute. AMI has a noble cause that I would like to pass along. Take it away:

"Bias is everywhere, and the deep discrimination against the Mustached American race in the United States has been pervasive since the 1960s.

Acceptance of lip sweaters has ebbed and flowed, but the mustache’s glory years, of course, were the 1970s, when a man or woman could wear a mustache without scorn. Virtually overnight, as disco faded and Walter Cronkite left television, the cookie duster became a fad seen only on law enforcement, moto-cross drivers, and members of the Village People.

Enter the St. Louis-based American Mustache Institute (AMI), with headquarters nestled in the shadow of the world's largest mustache - the Gateway Arch. We are freedom fighters, civil libertarians if you will – working against the bias and stereotyping plaguing the Mustached American race."

Landry Jones vs. Colt McCoy




Landry Jones has become one of the hottest topics of this early college football season. Not only has he been thrust into the starting lineup due to an injury to the reigning Heisman trophy winner, but now he has gained celebrity status due to his unparalleled classiness. Looks like OU is trying to keep up with their rivals

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Peter Griffin

Brian: I think it's gay
Peter: Oh yeah? Well, if I'm gay then Freddie Mercury was gay
Brian: Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen? He was incredibly gay!
Peter: He was not. He had a mustache. That's practically like having a wedding band.