Take a quick tip from our man from Action News, if you want to cultivate a manly 'stache, it is required to regularly fertilize your upper lip with a healthy dose of Scotch. You're right Ron, you do look good!
During our brief summer hiatus, you may have thought we've lost our way. Untrue, we've been gathering research on as many different mustache types as possible. Above is the culmination of our research.