Idris Elba made a name for himself playing the most raginling badass man in TV history with his portrayal as Stringer Bell on The Wire. He followed that up as The Office chick magnet in his role as Charles Miner. Basically this guy is awesome, and his mustache must be at least partially attributed to his amazing theatrical success. 
Roscoe Orman is best known for playing Gordon Robinson on Sesame Street. However, he is also an accomplished writer and child advocate...and according to Sesame Street's website he's a strong male role model. I certainly agree that his 'stache is something we should all strive for.
Hello Johnny...Doc. Where's Freddy? Freddy Dakota?...he still owe's me $80. It's good to be back in Burbank. GOOOO-LET!
Let's get it out of the way right now and declare that Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Kart are ragingly badass games. However, the most amazing thing about Mario is how a lowly plumber can lock down Princess Peach. No, it's not because he saved her from the dungeons...it's because of his striking mustache. Bippidi-Beppidi!
Congratulations are certainly in order for Clay Zavada. Ladies and Gentelmen, the American Mustache Institute's 'StacheBash winner for '09!!!
Dale Earnhardt was one of the most popular racers in the history of NASCAR. #3 won the respect of many a hillbilly, and I think that a lot of that can be attributed to this fine push-broom style lip whisker. We miss you, Dale.
A few Sundays ago Dan Dierdorf remarked, “And that mustache wasn’t there last week. It looks like Mr. Sanchez is taking a mustache out for a test drive this week.” That may be one of the greatest quotes of all time. However, in the last game no 'stache? Well Sr. Sanchez...I say you take it out for another spin. Give it time and you'll look like this artists rendering:
When your nickname is the 'Stache, there's a pretty decent chance you'll make it on this blog. Add in a South Bay address, and it's a cinch. Yes George, as you were quoted in '07, "The 'stache demands respect."
All the power ties in the world won't add up to the effect of a nicely maintained soup strainer. If you want to be the most powerful man in the world, you better act like it!
#5 Robert Rodes
#4 Philip Sheridan
#3 P.G.T. Beauregard
#2 General Ambrose Burnside
#1 George McClellan
In CM's never ending quest to delve deep into mustache knowledge, I fell accross a website for The American Mustache Institute. AMI has a noble cause that I would like to pass along. Take it away:
"Bias is everywhere, and the deep discrimination against the Mustached American race in the United States has been pervasive since the 1960s.
Acceptance of lip sweaters has ebbed and flowed, but the mustache’s glory years, of course, were the 1970s, when a man or woman could wear a mustache without scorn. Virtually overnight, as disco faded and Walter Cronkite left television, the cookie duster became a fad seen only on law enforcement, moto-cross drivers, and members of the Village People.
Enter the St. Louis-based American Mustache Institute (AMI), with headquarters nestled in the shadow of the world's largest mustache - the Gateway Arch. We are freedom fighters, civil libertarians if you will – working against the bias and stereotyping plaguing the Mustached American race."
Brian: I think it's gay
During our brief summer hiatus, you may have thought we've lost our way. Untrue, we've been gathering research on as many different mustache types as possible. Above is the culmination of our research.
I find that it is no surpise that the most anticipated playoff matchup of them all is 'Hawks v. Flames. Is it because of Mike Keenans' former post as Blackhawks coach? No! Adrian Aucoin's swap of teams? No! Is Jim Vandemeer a douche? Yes! (not related to mustache talk). Anyhow, this is the lone mustache v. mustache battle in the first round of the playoffs. Whoever wins this series, by my math, will be hoisting the cup come June. Since the launch of CM, no non-mustachioed coach has won the Stanley Cup, and I would be shocked if it happened this year. Let the best man (Q) win!!!
One of the members of the CM staff was on jury duty this week. In the jury room, he was distracted by a silly southern voice with little information. It was this blowhard. Dr. Phil is in the minority of people who should shave their mustaches off. I think that it's a relief to know that that's not a real mustache, rather a transplant from the top of his head to the top of his lip. We're not fooled!!!
Minutes away from the first real pitch of the year, here is Celebrity Mustaches pick for the world series...Dodgers v. White Sox. Let the games begin!!!
One of the most highly publicized mustache efforts of the 21st century, Jason Giambi really does a service to the mustache community with this gem.
Gary does not look very intellectual in this photo. Nonetheless he hit 360 bombs and has a solid soup strainer.
I love all baseball players with mustaches...check that...I like most baseball players with mustaches. This is pitiful John.
I think that it's fair to say, Rollie Fingers has the most famous mustache in baseball history. I think it's also fair to say that every ounce of that credit is well-deserved. This is spectacular.
Boggs is rumored to have consumed sixty-four beers over a flight from Boston to Anaheim. Although he has denied the number, Wade said, "it was nothing to be proud of...let's just say it was a few Miller Lites." Not a shock that Wade can hold his booze, considering those respectable whiskers.
There was some controversy around this post. Not because Rod is rocking hardcore facial hair...because he is. But whether or not a Fu-Manchu was a mustache, or was it in the goatee family. Our research department consulted with Wikipedia and..."A Fu Manchu mustache is a full mustache that extends downward past the lips and on either side of the chin." Controversy eliminated.
For those of you who question the need for veteran leadership in a clubhouse, just look at the positive effect that Jeff Kent had on young Rusty Martin.
Take steroids, shave mustache...get beaned in the head. An important lesson for everyone. 
Later in his career Robin grew a much thicker and fuller mustache. But I want to celebrate Robin's desire to nurture his 'stache from an early age. Something for all youngsters should keep in mind.
I think that I speak for everybody when I say I wish I had been in Oakland on 8/6/88 for Dave Stewart button-pin day.
I have to admit, I have no idea who this is. His picture showed up when I was looking for Pat Borders pics. But his name is Rance, and he has a mustache...so welcome aboard!
It's good that Dick Pole was a major leaguer. Imagine the taunts he would have received if he was a CPA.
"Mr. October" makes a nice run at Doug Drabek for things that make mustaches even sweeter. 'Fros and Aviators can now join mullets for things that accentuate mustaches perfectly.
Previous posts (Cecil, Doug, Tony) proved that the desire to grow a mustache is not genetic, it is nice to see this father/son duo. It's a shame that this picture is more than a little bit suggestive...and that's just not right.
